Tips from the Emergency Room: NO EATING #shorts MuFKR.com

Am 1 Apr 2021 veröffentlicht
NO EATING! mufkr.com/

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  • Even with a smile and a passive aggressive attitude, it doesn’t sound any scarier 💀

  • What’s up with all the emojis.

  • Weird thing is there is eating in an er. It’s called Ice.

  • Love how you're just done with our shit

  • This dude’s tone embodies the phrase, “Hey dumbass”

  • The ending got me

  • This could all have been way better explained in a couple words "Under anesthesia if youve eaten you could choke and die"

  • Grandmas gumbo comes first sorry man.

  • Thank you for the explanation...lol

  • I hate how every word he says just sounds condescending asf lol

  • I love how sassy he is

  • I had tonsils are a surgery I don’t know if I spelled it right but it’s the thing in ur mouth and I got my left one removed and I couldn’t eat anything for 4 hours

  • Why did you smiling when you said that

  • This guy 100% seems like the type of doctor to play god, probably one of the best in the or tho

  • THANKS..... 😀

  • I like him, he's funny

  • I thought you gonna say we poop it out

  • Jesus f*cking Christ this dude is mad at people eating in the ER

  • Love his passive aggressive way of telling you "don't be a dumb bitch"

  • My anesthesiologist explained this to me when I had hip surgery. My surgery date kept getting pushed back and I had a stomach bug right before I went in so I hadn’t eaten in a long time so I was starving and I finally ate something. He wasn’t happy but said I didn’t eat enough to give him concern.

  • That was not funny kids could be watching

  • So damn condescending

  • people speaking to karens be like:

  • His teeth are whiter than his shirt

  • I love how he just ends with calling us mother fuckers 🤣

  • Why does he sound like he's gonna kill us.

  • Mate u really wanna watch earth die

  • Anastasia Also the thing that makes you higher then a kite

  • I hate his sarcastic tone

  • Me during Ramadan: I have no such weaknesses!

  • Never heard somebody say something life threatening with a smile on their face so many times

  • New fear unlocked...

  • Okay this one is actually a scary thought

  • This is also why women in labor can’t eat... in case they need an emergency c-section.

  • Bro you look so emotion less right now

  • "Eats while watching this at the ER"

  • Note to self, no eating until your wisdom teeth surgery in five months ✍️

  • Hahaha this is literally my new favorite guy lmao saying it while smiling I can't💀🤣

  • 😂😂😂

  • Now I am never going to eat again just in case I need to go to the ER 🙄

  • When I had my son The morning of I had some yogart big mistake I vomitted so if I had to go to the er for any reason I didn't eat until after I was seen and discharged.

  • No eating at the er. Got it haha

  • I like this guy

  • I hate how calm he is this video i feel like he just murdered someone

  • Omg I don't know this, and the way he tells it is so creepy. Now I know how to tell my patients no to eat in the ER.

  • What happens if u need surgery after u just finished eating something- you just gonna die either way? If the surgery works the choking will get you-

  • the usage of the emojis is what is killing me

  • What if we ate right before we came to the er

  • Hah! Already prepared for it, i can easily go a day and be like "oh f*** food right...meeh, ill eat tomorrow"

  • just got shouted at in lowercase letters

  • But you will give me enough apple juice to drown in

  • what if i eat then get in some life threatening situation and need surgery ._. tf am i gonna do

  • No eating in the er mothefuqers :) I spilled my milk

  • If I'm in the er get grandma to put me out of my misery before this guy does.

  • This seems very passive aggressive

  • You are weird

  • This weird

  • I couldn't eat properly for like a week just to have a camera shuved up my ass but know I don't eat at all and I hate eating all because of a camera being sued up my ass

  • Always tell the person why and not just tell them.

  • Not eating ain’t even that bad so I’m good with not eating in the ER

  • I don't even know his guy and yet I wouldn't be offended if he called me a motherfucker like that. Damn...

  • If I ever go to the er and see this guy, I’m going back to the parking lot to die

  • This guy is so hateable

  • “You’re gonna choke and then you’re gonna die!” Proceeds to: 😄

  • This guy's smile while he talks about serious subjects makes me think he's on the same level of insane as Sephiroth or something

  • I wish you would eat then have surgery! Thank you

  • This guy creeps the shit out of me

  • Why do u keep saying " motherfuckers" Well smileing

  • That last line, I’m literally crying from laughing so hard. If my surgeon said “no eating in the ER motherfucker” just like that I wouldn’t need anesthesia after laughing so hard.

  • Gay

  • Plot twist you'll die of hunger

  • But what if you didn’t know it would happen and you eat?

  • Should I be concerned that he explains these horrors with a chipper attitude and a big smile?

  • Loves his tiktoks

  • Wow I hate you from one video

  • “No eating in the ER motherfuckerssss”

  • I was told by the Dr to not eat until the next day and within an hr I was given a burger and fries by the cafe cause it was dinner time. ( I got in the morning of lol.

  • OMG you are hilarious 😂😂😂... I'm gonna subscribe

  • What happens if sure I haven’t eaten but I got a big log at the river dam. If that dam gets relaxed does it break and let the log go down the stream like a missile?

  • One time in the 4th or 5th grade I was eating strawberries (I was swallowing them whole damnit) I tried to swallow a big strawberry and I started to choke So I just used my throat muscles and push it down I stopped eating strawberries like that... Its 2021 and that was 2018 2019 *Yeah*

  • I want this man to be my doctor ps I fucking love hospital food, and the nurse thought I was crazy for liking it, its good, hospital food should be on postmates or uber eats

  • **slowly chews cheeseballs**

  • What if you just ate and had to rush to the ER though?

  • This dude just loves to yell in lowercase

  • Good to know! I thought that you werent supposed to eat just so that the surgeon doesnt have to deal with a bunch of chicken nuggets in the way

  • That's why they took the vending machine out of the waiting room in the E.R near me

  • There was this girl I er that are starbursts and was mad at kid me because my mom was on a call and as soon as she gets picked up to her room she acts all tired and drowsy

  • This is the definition of „ screaming in lowercase „

  • Got it!

  • I ate sunflower seeds at the er once...

  • I love this guy is only more people were like him

  • Oh I want you to know don’t choke lol” stupid go get your eyebrows done you look so dumb

  • Hahaha I love this dude😂

  • That's how you make kids sleep

  • This all makes perfect sense but you sound like a douche

  • Everyone saying how he’s telling us how we gon die tonight with a smile on his face: Me: wait gumball soup?

  • His voice so annoying