Technoblade Technoblade

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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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13:08I Must Win MrBeast's $10,000 Refrigerator
1:39:49First Meeting [Dream SMP]
First Meeting [Dream SMP]Aufrufe 6 Mio.Vor Monat
12:29The Main Character of Dream SMP
The Main Character of Dream SMPAufrufe 7 Mio.Vor Monat
10:40I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
I Ruined Skeppy’s VideoAufrufe 8 Mio.Vor 2 Monate
2:12:04It ends today. [Dream SMP]
It ends today. [Dream SMP]Aufrufe 12 Mio.Vor 3 Monate
3:52:12becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]Aufrufe 11 Mio.Vor 3 Monate
12:10Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
Dream SMP But I Troll SkeppyAufrufe 8 Mio.Vor 4 Monate
12:07The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]Aufrufe 7 Mio.Vor 4 Monate
21:09Dream SMP: The Red Festival
Dream SMP: The Red FestivalAufrufe 7 Mio.Vor 5 Monate
10:05Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS
20:10Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)Aufrufe 15 Mio.Vor 9 Monate
11:09That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channel
14:12Skyblock: Potato War 2
Skyblock: Potato War 2Aufrufe 12 Mio.Vor year
18:04My First Minecraft Championship
My First Minecraft ChampionshipAufrufe 2,4 Mio.Vor year
23:37SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
SMP Earth: Battle of the PitAufrufe 5 Mio.Vor year
18:06That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
That Time I Conquered SMP EarthAufrufe 7 Mio.Vor year
10:10SMP Earth: The Empire Begins
SMP Earth: The Empire BeginsAufrufe 5 Mio.Vor year
18:25Skyblock: The Great Potato War
Skyblock: The Great Potato WarAufrufe 18 Mio.Vor year
10:54minecraft monday: the finale
minecraft monday: the finaleAufrufe 4,3 Mio.Vor year
2:15:08minecraft monday but i get banned
minecraft monday but i get bannedAufrufe 2,7 Mio.Vor year
12:06the deadliest sword in skyblock
the deadliest sword in skyblockAufrufe 12 Mio.Vor year
11:20they added guns to bedwars
they added guns to bedwarsAufrufe 4,8 Mio.Vor year
2:40:33suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Soot


  • I saw a poll and it said who is better and dream won the vote😡

  • "ChandlerHallow"hey peeps

  • Makes me wish I even owned Java edition

  • *b o n k*

  • I'd like to imagine they told Technoblade one hour in advance because he's the Batman of Minecraft prep time and he's one of those people that just gets exponentially more dangerous when he's aloud to think.

  • Wwwwaaaaiiiiitttttt..... Whitelisted is Deo’s alt. I’m onto you now blade....

  • Uwuqjbevhak

  • The only person to yell “NOOOOOO” when they win

  • I like how Techno’s always mined blocks with both hands instead of one

  • Aww she reminded me when I was younger my brother used to play Minecraft i sat beside him saying “KILL THAT SHEEP” And same with GTA what ever was out in that time “KILL THAT OLD LADY” I swear I am ok now

  • My mans mental

  • Im everywhere

  • “I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this farm”

  • He could of just broke the chest and got the items out off it

  • Tech no 10mil sub lets goooo

  • Lol

  • I had counted 29 :D Also why am I JUST NOW seeing this LOL this was 7 years ago

  • rip in p

  • welcome 2021 recommended people!

  • I had a couple.

  • 3:49 with captions on,you won’t regret it

  • Did i just hear a jojo reference

  • Techno killed APHMAU T-T

  • what if the parents of the family were orphans if he kills the parents of the family then the child will be an orphan....

  • Techno best youtuber because techno enjoys killing small kids in videogame and directly demanding money from viewers because he deserves it because he is best youtuber


  • He has bedrock

  • When you realize that Squid Kid is verified but Techno isn’t

  • Techno sounds like a younger rick

  • All he has is a diamond sword not that strong -Technoblade

  • lol

  • “I’m gonna get like 2 and a half armor bars.” *Techno literally gets 2 and a half armor bars right after saying that.*

  • Sheeeeeeesh

  • ‘Never fight a man with thousands of dogs and really good armor and weapons.’ Sun Tzu - The Art Of War, Probably

  • Germany and the Soviet Union bully Poland

  • His kneecaps go crazy 😂😂

  • Why am i getting recommended old videos Not complaining just confused

  • He clicked so fast, that the FPS of the camera didn’t pick it up

  • “In what way is this a government; it’s literally a book club.” Me, a book club board member: *sweats profusely*

  • *YES*

  • I can see his faceeee

  • What is MVP????🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕😅😅😅😅😅

  • Hey. Technoblade can duel again to dream and to prove your the best player in hol world

  • Techno is literally my fav u watch 2 videos and now like his videos more then anything

  • The kitchen looks as if they took a school kitchen and gave it good cabinets

  • This is 15 seconds. What a scam

  • Alternate title: British child gets bullied by 12 adults


  • Why are we all arguing over wheat there is no hunger in this game. *goes and farms 500m potatos*

  • Who is here after Quackity’s stream to see the grave island

  • The intro is so good, the words are so simple and compelling.

  • broooo my boy tech sword got kilt got gunk ball

  • Idk If It is what the person meant, but ixi in portuguese means oops ir when something is wrong/not going the way they expected

  • why am I here? what lead me to this video after 5 years???

  • It could be 80 degrees (Fahrenheit) one day and the next there could be 4 feet of snow, no joke that’s happened multiple times this year.... 😒 it also got to -36 ish degrees (Fahrenheit again) This winter I wore shorts in 32 degree weather because it got so cold I hate my states weather it’s so inconsistent Sorry about my weather rant, hope you have a great day! 😊

  • The epic conclusion! back here to watch after the crown was dusted off for the fight with Dante.

  • This man has always had a fantastic sense of humor.

  • “If you can’t win a $10000 fridge go the $5000 one” -Sun Tzu the art of war

  • “pick up the pace losers, chop chop”

  • Are you turning 22 this year?

  • i found my 2 year old comment on this video, cool

  • Your content is amazing, and super funny I come back to watch this when I feel down.

  • Everyone:”so how many orphans have you killed?” Technoblade:”yes”

  • those that have treated me with kindness, i will repay that kindness tenfold. and those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends-i shall repay that injustice a thousand times over

  • hahaha michael was also there

  • He even searched on the m- *box hits him* *1 second later* *dog comes*

  • Technosupport

  • To this day admins still have not fixed pig kit

  • :ooooo :OOOOOO

  • Another episode on *Will this be the newest high viewed video!! Made 6 years ago*

  • What I learned from this video: He is a highschooler and he has Dream What I didn’t learn from this video: what Technoblade looks like

  • First in my recommendations lmao I just woke up

  • Man. I can’t get enough of those elbows